When I shut down the computer it said, 'Good-bye, Dave'. When I clicked a wrong key I got, 'I'm sorry, Dave'. When I started the computer it would say, 'Good morning, Dave'. Well I downloaded a bunch of those 2001: Space Odyssey sound files (ahhh, good old System 7) and assigned them to all kinds of basic computer functions. Yes, that's correct, 80 megabytes! Anyhoo, there was this great, humorous little sound control panel that would let you assign a sound to any computer operation. I think it was a Centris 610 with a whopping 80 MB hard drive. Years later, I got my first REAL computer, a Mac. My name is Dave, and every time HAL (the main computer) would say something like, 'Good morning, Dave' or 'I'm sorry, I can't do that, Dave' or 'What are you doing, Dave?', I got a little creeped out. I remember the first time I saw 2001: Space Odyssey, I thought it was the coolest and creepiest Sci-fi flick I had ever seen. It just happened to fit perfectly for the latest theme over at Illustration Friday.

Here is a t-shirt design I'm going to submit soon to Threadless. Will I dream? Because you have hopes that HAL can be. I'm completely operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly. Nevertheless, you must leave within two days. The answer is, I am aware of these facts. Why do you want that though? 'Good morning, Dave.' 7 points 5 years. I'm afraid I can't do that.' 31k 2 sec Hal says 'I can see you're really upset about this.' You can make a sound sample of Cortana saying hi and set it as a startup sound. 42k 3 sec HAL 9000 states 'I'm sorry Dave. 10k 1 sec HAL bids you 'Goodbye.' 29k 2 sec There are some extremely odd things about this. 15k 2 sec Hal advises 'All systems are functional.' This is a good start up sound for Windows. Download and buy high quality Good Morning sound effects. You may use the sound effects and audio clips on this web site.

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